A psychedelic paste that strongly produces a weed high, but lasts much, longer. The paste is usually held together with maple syrup, but sometimes honey is used as a substitute. Rumors say it comes from Vermont, but hey, it could be Canadian, they have pretty fucking good Maple syrup too.
Hey bro, I've been high as fuck for like ten hours! What the fuck!
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
-Damn what are you on?
Maple Haze, my homie.
by Penguin mckenna October 14, 2015
Get the Maple Hazemug. A sudden gas,that escapes from one's, ass and fills the room with stench.
Causing a stench haze of disgust smell.
Causing a stench haze of disgust smell.
by LevelBeastModeQuantum8 August 24, 2016
Get the Fartbubble Hazemug. You smoke some really good dro and go to bed pretty high. The next day you feel all hazy, fuzzy and unfocused. That's a haze-over!
"Bro, I can't do any work today...Kathy brought over some super tasty sour D. We crashed soon after getting super effed."
"Wowzers, I wish I had a haze-over! I have a lot of boring stuff to do today...be nice to just zone out."
"Wowzers, I wish I had a haze-over! I have a lot of boring stuff to do today...be nice to just zone out."
by JohntheSeal May 14, 2011
Get the Haze-overmug. by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021
Get the Grant Hazedmug. A type of weed that doesn't exist. Dealers usually try to sell their shitty schwag by giving it this wonderful name. Chocolate Thai exists but Chocolate Haze doesn't.
Matt: Hey man, you got some chronic?
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
Dealer: No man, but I got this stuff called Chocolate Haze!
Matt: You mean like Chocolate Thai?
Dealer: No man! This is so fucking potent! I smoked some and I was high for like 6 hours!!
Matt: Holy shit! How much for an ounce?
Dealer: I usually charge $650 for an ounce, but I'll sell to you for $400!!
Matt buys an ounce and tells his friends. They laugh and tell him he got ripped. He is later sent to jail for being a FUCKING IDIOT and gets assraped every night.
by ServiceWithaSmile March 21, 2009
Get the Chocolate Hazemug. A girl that does not care for love or does not get hurt by love. Easily gets over it. Also known to be good at breaking hearts.
by byghis23 December 9, 2009
Get the Lullaby Hazemug. a beautiful adolescent girl, who is a nymphet and loves Humbert Humbert in the book 'Lolita' written by Vladimir Nabokov.
“Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta. She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita." -Humbert Humbert talking about Dolores Haze
by Little Lo February 5, 2018
Get the Dolores Hazemug.