Hasselhoff

Stupid German Fuck who gets on you god dammed nerves.

What a fuckin Hasselhoff!

by Tanya October 30, 2004

hasselhoff

Golf slang.

Refered to when someone hits their ball into a bunker.

That ball is hasselhoffed in the right bunker.

by Gbiz May 13, 2005

hassett

one who ingests without restraint both edible and inedible substances

jaba the hutt

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that is just below a Arnold.

There is no way you can do 500 chicks at the same time, be a hasselbeck and only do like 300.

by Gus June 2, 2004

hassiem

means strong

"OH my you are so hassiem!"

by babydoll_nunu February 6, 2010

hasselhoff

A Being Of Nathaniel Bakers Lust

Man I Love His HAIRY CHEST

by Ben Beech May 13, 2004

hasselhoff

/HA sel hof/ verb, intransitive

to slip and fall down badly while shaving or (more broadly) in the bathroom

Origin: the term comes from a surname of a celebrity whose unfortunate accident resulted in many comments on the internet. It is not clear, however, where and who used it first.

Just don't hasselhoff!
God, what happened to you? I hasselhoffed.

by Pawel R July 12, 2006