anal harvest

When a women attempts to harvest seamen from after unprotected anal intercourse. Usually extracted via a turkey baster or by having a friend remove the seaman from the anal glands via mouth (see feltching). The extracted seamen is then put on Ice in the hopes of using it for artificial insemination .

Andrew- "Bro Bailey is such a crazy bitch she tried anal harvesting my man juice last night".
James -" Dude my ex Courtney tried that once, even asked if wanted to feltch it out myself!"

by Chocolatedabbler February 13, 2017

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Jewish harvest

When a rabbi rips off a newborn goyim foreskin and puts it in his pocket, then proceeds to (((clean))) the wound

it was a succsesful jewish harvest

by Atatürk Fan number 1 February 4, 2019

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HARVESTING

To take the rims of the table off and hide it

"What is austin doing" "oh he is just HARVESTING"

by LEMINKUU November 10, 2022

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Turd Harvest

A fetish involving the collection of turds.

After Jill took a dump at Steve's house, Ronny went into turd harvest mode. Collecting all of Jill's deer pellet turds for his personal collection.

by Steven1 July 9, 2010

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harvesting

picking out a sexual mate from a crowd

John saw a hot group of guys and couldn't wait to start harvesting.

by xthebowdenx January 8, 2009

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Harvesting hickeys

This is when someone really enjoys sucking on your neck and creates multiple hickeys. It is something to celebrate and not be ashamed of doing or receiving.

Theo: "Hey make sure you look at Tanya's neck! I was harvesting hickeys on her all night. She loved it!"
Polly: "That's gross! You're sick!"
Theo: "No, I'm not she loves it and has no shame about people seeing them. You're jelly AND smelly, so no one will suck

on any part of you. Why can't you just be happy for people being happy together? Oh yeah, you're just miserable."

by von groovy July 11, 2024

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