Olivia Hartmann

Cool af and high af and probably crying

Who is that person crying while smoking a joint?

Olivia Hartmann

by Poop fart face February 21, 2023

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024

Pull a Hartmann

Nailing a meaningless last-second half-court shot when you barely got the strength to shoot the ball that far. Optionally, one is allowed to dance like a madman and celebrate like you just won the lottery.

Pull a Hartmann
- Dude you won't believe what I did during yesterday's game.
- What happened, bro?
- I pulled a Hartmann.
- For real? What was the score?
- We lost 74-5. It was unbelievable.

by peterpunk August 28, 2013

The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.

Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect

by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023

Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder

Definition here: Rory's playing Hartland Snyder, like a blast from the past, but in Oppenheimer

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?

Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!

by courtofowls September 6, 2023