handorf

Hindu

Middle Eastern Person

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

Handrive

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down

When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!

by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

handbrakes on

expression used to describe the desperate situation one finds oneself in when needing to unload a huge shit. It can be quantified by numbers 1, 2, or 3 according to the ammount of anal traction required to hang on before the darkening of the daks.

"so sorry can't stay to chat but my handbrakes on 3 and I've just got to unload my breakfast"

by Chris the Chef January 7, 2008

handgrenade man

Reference to when a freshman female's arse seems to inexplicitly increases in size during her freshman year at college. She's described as, "having had a visit from the handgrenade man".
The handgrenade man shoves a handgrenade up her arse, where it explodes permanently engorging her backside.

"She had such a nice arse, until she had a visit from the handgrenade man".

by petert71 June 6, 2011

Handbrake bomb

Whilst driving and being tailgated, the driver of the front vehicle may lose the plot and pull the handbrake, therefore braking the vehicle without the brake lights coming on. The result is either causing the tailgater to crash or forced into drastic emergency manoeuvres.

Some bastard in an Audi was right up my exhaust pipe, so I handbrake bombed him. He'll think again before he tailgates a banger!

by munroburton July 1, 2011

Handurysm

another word for hand job

megan gave joe a handurysm

by sweeteyes23 January 2, 2012

Håndtrold

A danish word, meaning a handjob. It's composed of the words "Hånd" which means "Hand" and "Trold" which means "Troll"

- Hej skatter, må jeg få en håndtrold?
- Kun hvis jeg må få en omgang med din Skelet-pølse

by megaRXB March 2, 2017