Twat Hammock

A g-String that hammocks a females pretty bits. Quite similar to the banana hammock, except its for a twat.

"Jesus Mikey she had a well smelly twat hammock"
"Sarah have you seen my new twat hammock?"
"Dear Santa, All i want for Christmas is a new silk Twat Hammock"

by Ross Dynamic June 17, 2008

Banana hamock

Bathing suit that is so small you can see the dick

That man is wearing one fine banana hamock.

by studude January 16, 2009

Hamo beka

Hamo beka is an egyption badass singer where nobody actually like his songs and they take him as a meme

Hamada: hey , have u heared about hamo beka’s latest song ?
Ramy: Rb el kon myzna bmezaa

by ZyroXLeo October 14, 2018

Haesoo

Hot asian chick that loves white guys named Boyd.

Haesoo: Asian chick

by BoKenny June 14, 2011

hammock sex

Two people involved in sexual intercourse in a hammock. (Hammock) chairs are ideal for accomplising this feat for both pleasure and comfort.

The best pleasure I ever had was hammock sex from the honeymoon hammock.

by Travs November 19, 2007

hamjob

-noun

a handjob received after the age of 20

Ranger Ham was a 20 year old park ranger when he received his first handjob. Because handjobs are almost exclusively given in the early teens, it seems appropriate that in Ranger Ham's honor we define any handjob given after the age of 20 as a hamjob.

by Lil Chewy August 13, 2008

hamjob

As a woman gets older and her vagina or meat wallet gets larger, to tighten her up so it feels 20 years younger, a ham is stuffed into the womans vagina and the bone is pulled out. This creates a more youthful feeling vagina.

Shanana's vagina was so loose, all I could do was work the sidewall. Our sex life has improved since she got that hamjob....Another satisfied customer

by imbadinnv September 6, 2005