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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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Regan Hammond

regan hammond once said that "zane tipitch isn't hot, he's cute"
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Hamden

Small town in CT with abolutely nothing to do. We are known for extreme amounts of drama; there is always some fight or some kind of problem amongst the people in Hamden, mostly caused by drama from Stop and Shop. The town is also home to some of the gayest snitches around who like to call the cops, lol
Hamden is worse then a spanish soap drama.
by Flech November 2, 2005
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Hambone

incessantly, repetitively, compulsively, constantly, continually, all the time, nonstop, without stopping, without a break, around/round the clock, interminably, unremittingly, ceaselessly, endlessly making co-workers lives harder with or without realizing it.

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Hambone coming in hot! I guess we're Hamboning it today. Jim's got a Hamboner! Ah man, I just got Hamboned!
by Al Jerry December 4, 2013
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Handon

Handon is the ship name between Hope Mikaelson and Landon Kirby from the tv-show Legacies.

Landon Kirby is Hope Mikaelson's soulmate and vice versa. They have never loved anyone the way they love each other.

Landon Kirby has been abused by his foster parents and Hope had closed herself off to everyone.

When they met each other, they instantly fell in love and they opened their heart up to each other.

Handon are soulmates because they have a spiritual connection and they understand each other in a way that no one else does. They have a once in a lifetime kind of love.

Landon Kirby had never heard the words "I love you" being said to him before he met Hope Mikaelson.
"I love you, Landon Kirby."
"I love you too, Hope Mikaelson. And i forive you for anything that needs it."
"Handon is the literal definition of what a soulmate is."
"Immortal soulmates? Yeah, that's Handon"
by legacies April 10, 2019
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Hambonery

The act of going out and getting hamboned.
I've been sober for far to long and could use a good old fashioned hambonery.
by Me Animal December 12, 2010
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Haddonfield

Woah, Haddonfield be dank
by Wowwowwubbywubby June 13, 2018
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