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bloody hazleton

A form of mutual masturbation, in which heavily menstruating woman hangs upside-down while her male partner masturbates her. He catches any falling menstrual blood with his penis, which his partner uses as lubricant to masturbate him.
"Nothing makes my nuts bust, quite like a bloody hazleton."

--Jack Palance
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Halle

a very attractive woman who is usually black
oh, look at her, she must be a Halle.
by Africa798 August 4, 2010
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Halle

most halles are idiots (by the way this is written by a halle)
halle is sure and idiot
by kia the akita March 13, 2019
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Harlet

Harlet is the name of a now-defunct band (as opposed to harlot, which means a prostitute or loose woman).
Todd Hall from Harlet has a 4-octave vocal range. No, seriously, he does.
by BigDoodle August 8, 2009
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hallotines day

a cross between halloween and valentines day were you try to scare your girlfriend. or if you dont have one scare a girl into becoming your girlfriend October 1st
by ryan dolan November 9, 2003
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Hazletucky

Yet another derogatory name for Hazleton, Pennsylvania. Derived from Hazleton and Pennsyltucky.
Fucking rednecks in Hazletucky always calling every Latino an illegal alien. I'll tell ya.
by cunt nugget of the year March 20, 2012
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Halley's Comet

Halley’s Comet (n): a euphemism for the violent projectile formed when a man cumshots a kidney stone. Not to be confused with commonplace occurrences like the ‘cum cork’ or ‘poop noodle’, the Halley’s Comet is a once in a lifetime experience characterized by:

(1) the catastrophic release of pressure necessary to cause a kidney stone to exit the urethra with a minimum muzzle velocity of 500 ft/s (152.4 m/s in CommieSpeak). The terminal ballistics of any given comet is determined by both the mass of the stone and the anger placed into the cumshot.

(2) the signature formation of a white trail of liquid aerosol cum behind the comet which lingers in the air for several minutes, causing it to be dubbed ‘procreative napalm’ by Single Mom’s Magazine.

There are no reported fatalities from direct Halley’s Comet impact (in the 1st world) however they do account for over 1 domestic ER visit a day in the US alone. Halley’s Comets are the leading cause of PTSD in men over 40.
Psychologist: “Tell me about your most recent Halley's Comet ”
Patient: “Just like the other ones, my dick looks like a waffle cone... My neighbors flipped out on me because they thought I intentionally shot their dog with a bb gun, then when I explained that I accidentally killed their dog with my exploded bee-hive looking dick, they just freaked out like I said something ridiculous.”
by Dice E Fleisch March 30, 2015
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