Hanime

An anime on the verge of a hentai

wow thats a great hanime

by vgugf November 12, 2020

Syabil Hakimi

A hairy guy with small dick and smelly ass bitch.Wearing fake yeezys and fake supreme shirt.Tryna be a hypebeast but broke asf

Who is that guy?
Bro,thats Syabil Hakimi bruh,A broke ass kid tryna be a hypebeast bruh

by BITCH UR BEST FRIEND HAHAHAH April 23, 2018

Haima

Means the N word in asian.

Joe Wassup Haima! Chen: So racist...

by Usjrbdushevr January 29, 2020

Hakiming

Hakiming, the act of being a truly dense cunt.

Tell the guy one thing and he does another, what a Hakim.

I've explained what to do 4 times now! This guy just keeps on Hakiming!

by ProDetailer September 27, 2018

Hakimi

When someone tries to marry you for your riches, but instead they're not under your name.

She tried to Divorce me, but I hakimi her so that she leaves less than I found her.

by Mr Men's conference April 16, 2023

Hakiminomics

Similar to Reaganomics but rather than a trickle down economy where the rich only benefit, Hakiminomics protects your financial assets from your partner,(usually a descendent of eve or adam if your gay), by putting all your assets in your mothers name. This stops your ex partner getting any of your money in court if they file for divorce since technically and legally you own nothing. Anything you need, you just ask your mum to buy it for you.

Phil's partner just filed for divorce

So whys he smiling?

Its because he used Hakiminomics and put all his assets in his mums name before they met. Now his money is protected from the divorce, since he legally owns nothing.

by MR MIXER April 16, 2023

Mika Hakimi

2023 LMV 24 Hour Rocket Simsport racer with the Fastest Lap of 3.22.324

Absolute legend and shithousery master.

Mika Hakimi is the LMV GOAT. what a legend. the hakimster touch

by CyanideJuiceBox January 17, 2023