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Human

A human is a type of Virus that needs healthy supplements of things like Dihydrogen Monoxide to survive. By killing the virus we would Make the World a better place for Everyone
Person 1: Hey, wanna help me kill a virus.
Person 2: Which one
Person 1: Humans
by VirusEnder42069 July 9, 2020
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Human

you are a human.thats all.
by Murd August 26, 2017
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Humans

n. Humans - Retards, that destroy forests, and kill each other apparently.
In this case, humans is being defined as the most retarded biological life form on earth.
I'm stupid, I'm a human writing this, so how am I supposed to know how to put this word in a sentence. But I'll do it anyway.
1. A human has wet themselves.
by Just Your Everyday Smart Azz November 9, 2018
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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
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Human

A group of idiots on earth
They plague the world and do stupid stuff
Sadly we are part of this community of idiots
by Cthulhuyyy December 6, 2018
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Human

A race of two legged people species inhabiting the Earth Whom are in no manner to be mistaken as Humane.
Forgive Me for adding Personal insult to injury, but I am Human Myself as is anyhow.
by Korvine July 20, 2019
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Humans

Humans are fucking ugly. They will never be attractive no matter what they fucking do fat, artificial, plastic fuckfaces.
Fuck you ugly shit humans change your bodies into cute animals.
by Iluvcubs February 8, 2020
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