Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024

Goobldee-guck

A green snot rocket that comes from the back of your throat acting as a projectile just before gagging you upon exit! 🤢

Do you have a cold or allergies? I’ve been coughing up some nasty, green goobldee-guck.

by HighPriestess February 14, 2024

to guck

To have sex or intercourse with a goat (specifically Goat Guy).

- My name is Havan and I want to guck Felix.

- My name is Havan and I love gucking with Goat Guy.

by thicx December 11, 2024