lauren gaffey

Small bitch with no personality suffers from dwarfism but has a sexy mother. Smelly puss but 8/10 for warmth

Did you see Lauren Gaffeys mam last night she was 10/10 for puss warmth

by Girthasauras Rex June 9, 2019

Out-giffed

When someone sends a gif thinking they have just mic dropped and it gets trumped by an even wittier gif

Oh Man! Tarquin has just out-giffed me the twat!

by Ay-Jay-Nay-Bay November 20, 2020

Bernard Geffen

A man who is awesome in every way. Very strong and smart.

Bernard Geffen lifts a car* Bernard: Thats nothing.

by eeeee-MAN April 30, 2021

Dillon Gaffeny

Dillon gaffeny is a bendy eared creature found in many forests and backyards he is hard to spot over his smelly musty skin.You know you are near a gaffeny when you smell something horrible.

Are you a Dillon gaffeny cause you smell like poo

by Sterling Prohegurtus May 2, 2022

The Geffert

A large oversized dildo with mini baby heads built on the side.

Me and Clayton really used the Geffert last night, shit went down.

by vetoveto1 January 16, 2026

chris van geffen

Chris van Geffen is a person you have to love when you meet this guys. He's funny and fantastic! IF YOU MEET HIM SAY YOU LOVE HIM!!!

OMG THATS CHRIS VAN GEFFEN HES SO AWESOME!

by Chrinsiepaarntie February 5, 2018