game grumped

Game Grumped is a term used for when someone, instead of sitting through the tutorial, skips the tutorial and goes through the Game without knowing what they are doing.

"Don't you want to know what to do?"
"Nah, I'm just gonna Game Grump it by not going through the tutorial."
Game Grumping or Game Grumped it is when someone doesn't go through the tutorial of a game.

by A fucking gay bastard August 2, 2018

Squat a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean shit.

Give me a second, I really need to go squat a grumpy.

by deepapahty July 15, 2009

Gromple

A cinematic term describing any change request made by an art director that is niggling, insignificant, unnoticeable or completely unrealistic to complete given the time allotted.

This gromple is a complete waste of time.

by QCpewper March 12, 2011

grimping

invented for use in gaming. when someone joins your server and their ping is so horrid that it slows everyone else on the server down. most common occurance is in fps games, where lag is literally a life or death variable.

why doesn't Grim get cable already and quit grimping up our server...

by zubsero June 11, 2006

Grumpy Gator

This is when a female bites on an a guy's dick as hard as she can like an alligator because the guy was taking forever to blow a load.

Dude i can't believe she gave me a Grumpy Gator, my dick is gonna take forever to recover.

by Consuelo K December 29, 2006

Grumpfungus

Someone who spreads grumpyness like a fungus. Usually a gross, annoying person.

Danielle is such a grumpfungus, seriously she just puts me in such a bad mood.

by GRUMPFUNGUS September 23, 2009

Grumpler

A man over the age of 40 who has a natural and constant "grumpy" facial expression which can be emphasized by dark rimmed safety or reading glasses. Grumplers may also possess other unnatural bodily characteristics such as a slightly hunched back and/or a reverse pigeon-toe stance.

"Stop being such a Grumpler!"

by Keebler89 January 14, 2010