fuckin gross 

when any person in the world goes to wowomg.com

Spencer: dude jacob go to wowomg.com
Jacob: okay
Spencer: haha
Jacob: HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU MAN!!!!! THAT IS FUCKIN GROSS

fuckin gross by jjewenator August 21, 2008

mr.gross

someone who eats childern.

very, very, very big person who just mr.grosses all day

mr.gross by guyxxx January 6, 2008

dude that's gross 

1)pun to the ball sweat wiped on mikes face with fluff finger from a football game.

2)random prank to highschoolers

-shakes head- "dude that's gross"
-walks away-

dude that's gross by damian medeth September 10, 2003

The Gross Man 

A man who is totally gross and feels the need to "dump" on other peoples chests.

Did you see the video "two girls, one cup, and the gross man?" It is sooo sick. The Gross Man dumps on their chests.

The Gross Man by your boy April 18, 2008

Alex Gross 

A raging alcoholic who has no filter what so ever

Hey did you see that guy did the Alex Gross last night

Alex Gross by Alex Gross September 21, 2021

you are not gross 

When your friends call you gross tell them your not whit this , that’s funny and relatable

Ellen: Alice your gross

Alice : I am not gross
Ellen: you are not gross

you are not gross by Smcnznsbckdbfv November 15, 2019

law of gross tonage 

He who has the most mass wins.

1. That heffer broke my back last night during sex.
2. 18 Wheelers win, then SUVs, then trucks, then cars, then motorcycles.

law of gross tonage by jamerson June 13, 2005