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an extremely confusing 'community' of people pretending to be other people. I don't understand it at all.. it just confuses me.
Greatest Journal user sommerata: "Listen up kids! I'm NOT really Sommer. This is totally fake. Nothing you see or read on this journal is real." ????
by xpulsewidthx July 15, 2006
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Greatest No-Show on Turf

A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl
"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"
by Statikinfamy February 21, 2019
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Greatest Generation

A generation of western guys who fought one battle when they were teenagers and endlessly bragged about it for the rest of their lives while their entire civilization fell to pieces around them.
I took a boat over to Europe and shot a German. Then I bragged about being able to make my bed so right you could bounce a quarter off it while leftist subversives turned my country into a third world, gay pride, drag queen story time nightmare. I'm the greatest generation!
by Canviale January 16, 2023
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the greatest to ever exist

Markiplier: “I am the greatest to ever exist.”
by mrflipfone June 18, 2019
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Greatest Of All Time (GOAT)

Lionel Messi
Not Cristiano Arrogant-penaldo
Greatest of All Time in a sport normally football (not the fake one)
Fool: "I think the GOAT is Ronaldo!"
Human being with intellect: " No, you are wrong. Lionel Messi is the GOAT."
*Messi wins World Cup*
Fool: *EMOTIONAL DAMAGE*
Human being with intellect: *Gives gift card with I TOLD YOU SO written on it*
Fool: "Why..."
Lionel Messi is the Greatest of All Time (GOAT). That is a fact. Stop trying then crying Penaldo fans.
by anonymous February 24, 2023
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Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)

The gayest possible gay porn scene that a straight man can think of without losing his mind.
Hey man, what is your Greatest Possible Gay (GPG)? A mountain of dicks.
by What we do in secret February 11, 2010
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