campaign goggles

When working on a campaign, you start becoming attracted to other staffers that you would not normally find attractive.

Normally, I wouldn't have touched her, but I got a case of campaign goggles and ended up hooking up with her.

by A.B.M. November 1, 2010

Mount Goggles

Mount Goggles - Mount goggles are the invsible, make believe, goggles that all of the guys at Mount Saint Mary's University must acquire in order to withstand the appearance of the women at school when going out to a party. They have the power to make a "3" (Out of 10) look like an "8" and a "5" be a perfect "!0". The are necessary for use at all times of night in order to survive the war zone full of grenades and land mines.

Good thing everyone else had on their mount goggles to last night because I took them off this morning and couldn't have been more embarrassed.

by sixonemountaineerzero November 17, 2010

apocalypse goggles

The ability to view any woman as hot during a post-apocalyptic scenario and not be held accountable for one's actions. Because, well, being the last woman on the face of the Earth makes her the hottest woman on Earth. The ultimate form of "Beer Goggles".

I think I boned that zombie girl that lives in the dumpster behind Safeway. Talk about apocalypse goggles! Am I right?

by Pierre Fontanelle April 25, 2011

unicorn goggles

the act of covering each of your lover's eyes with one testicle while your erection rests its base on their forehead extending outwards like a horn

Girl was so freaky she begged to wear my unicorn goggles!

by Roderick Brown January 21, 2013

Google Ultron

A superior version of Google Chrome that Nasa uses.

Originated from Tales from IT on 4chan

>he asks me what my favorite browser is
>"Google... Ultron"
>"Is it like Chrome?"
>Shit that's what i meant
>"yeah...but better... it's what nasa uses"
>"cool could you dl that for me?"
>gulp
>"yeah no worries"
...
>to this day he still thinks he runs Google Ultron

by Rosetwig May 25, 2016

Google Translate Sings

Google Translate Sings is the concept of Putting songs through several different languages in google translate and then back to English and singing the results .

Originated by Malinda Kathleen Reese on her Youtube Channel: Translator Fails In 2014 with a Google Translated version of “Let It Go” from Disney’s Frozen, which led to Malinda continuing the series for years to come after it’s initial and surprising success and reaching 1 Million subscribers in 2019.

Jimmy Fallon started his own version of this trend, dubbed “Google Translate Songs” on his Late Night Show In 2017 with Guests such as Miley Cyrus and Idris Elba. Jimmy’s take on the series seemed to end after a situation of him copying Malinda’s Google Translate Sings: Mamma Mia video with Amanda Seyfried on his show in 2018, and posting it on his youtube only to be deleted soon after.

Wow , I can’t Believe Jimmy Fallon ripped off Malinda Kathleen Reese’s “Google Translate Sings” series!

by Malindagtsqueen November 12, 2019

Wild Google Chase

Searching for information online in a frantic way, often characterized by repeatedly linking to other sites, so that you lose track of whatever it was you were originally searching for.

"She was talking about a band called Ludlow Station, and it sent me off on a wild google chase."

by lilserif May 16, 2007