Gobble and Hobble

The 400+ pound variant of the dine and dash

I just watched a 450 pound landwhale gobble and hobble out of that Applebee's

Gobble and Hobble by Anonymous User21 December 27, 2024

Gobble Funked 

When a person loses their trail of thought and can't pronounce words properly, similar to stuttering

Boy 1 : how have you been?

Boy 2 : I've been good, I've just been gahdhdg

Boy 1 : he's gobble funked again

Gobble Funked by Rebooted April 28, 2025

Gobble Sac

When a woman gobbles a mans ball sac while making nom nom sounds

I asked my girlfriend for a blowjob and a gobble Sac for my birthday this year.

Gobble Sac by BioJAM April 1, 2026

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Seedy gobble 

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

Seedy gobble by BennyB January 16, 2013

Gooble Gobble 

A nonsensical phrase that found it's origin in the film "Freaks" (1932). In the movie it is chanted by geniune deformed people at a wedding ceremony.

I can be used as a chant in an acceptance ceremony, or as a comical phrase to those familiar with it's origins.

Has been used on the television shows "South Park" and "Clerks: the Animated Series".

"We accept you, one of us! Gooble Gobble!" (Repeat)

Gooble Gobble by Jonathan L. Waldman May 15, 2005

Hop and Gobble 

A term used to describe the sexual act of a woman having intercource on top and finshing the job with a hummer just before the man is about to cum.

I thought I was in love. But, I knew it when she gave me the Hop and Gobble.

Hop and Gobble by Demian June 16, 2004