Giraffe in the room 

Something people will talk about longer than a giraffe's neck.

People could keep pretending not to notice the giraffe in the room, but at some point Dewey Cox was going to bring it up and it would be unavoidable.

Giraffe in the room by The Original Agahnim July 30, 2021

Giraffe balloon 

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.

I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.

Giraffe balloon by nicola December 20, 2021

giraffe in the room 

The thing nobody brings up but everybody notices is too tall of a tale to be true.

The giraffe in the room said that guy was 6'5", and he was persuasive enough that people almost believed him, he told them he carried himself like he was 6'5", but after a while they started to notice and suspect that he was not really 6'5". They thought he looked more remarkable on TV, but in real life, he was about as mundane looking as someone could get, almost like a toad. Someone that most people forgot about after about 5 seconds.

White hip hop trio with website- I always knew you weren't really 6'5", but I never figured you for a guy that walked around on stilts, you stupid faggot clown.

Guy on stilts- I'm not the only one pretending to be something I'm not.

giraffe in the room by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

giraffe recursion

A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.

The production issues were directly related to an implementation of giraffe recursion.

giraffe recursion by Viat March 10, 2022

giraffe illness 

When you think you are dieing, every time you see a new on your body or feel sick.

Joey is Deffinitly having a giraffe illness. He fell drunk last night into a thorn bush; woke up thinking he's dieing from the scratches all over his body.

giraffe illness by Shawn “Mcmuffin” April 17, 2024

giraffe munching 

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

giraffe munching by Papa al Gaib May 4, 2024

Giraffe kick 

Giraffe kick means you mimic what a giraffe does when they kick. And when a human does it, that means they will kick the shit out of you

I am about to giraffe kick this motherfucker

Giraffe kick by rogersell January 12, 2025