Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

oy gevalt

"Oy vey zmir"... that doesnt say much either, but its a yiddish phrase, and you can not really translate yiddish to english. The best defintion would be "oh boy or oh my gosh!"

"Oy gevalt, im soo tired, i need to go to bed but i have too much homework."

by JBS May 7, 2003

gerald

when the ash on your blunt, joint, or cigarette piles up so high that it looks like Gerald's hair from "Hey Arnold!".

Jim: Yo dude you might wanna ash soon. Your blunt is geralding hard.

or

Stacy: The gerald on my cig was so high, it fell all over my pants.

by nastyvibrations July 15, 2011

geraets

An annoying or strict person that has no penis.

-Dude, I got such a geraets teacher for english
-Sucks to be you

by stan458741 October 13, 2007

Gerald

A person who is commonly confused with Gilbert. They are usually trying to find love, but is always rejected. People say they always knows him, but no one tries to hang out with him. He pretty average in school with B's and C's. He make jokes mostly depressing one along with puns.

Gerald: hey would u like to go out with me
Girl:no I only see u as a friend

by The missing eggplant October 7, 2017

than Gerald

Anything that is to an extreme, esp. in a derogatory manner.

He was madder than Gerald when he locked his keys in his car.
The AC went out, so it was hotter than Gerald.

by Jered Staubs April 14, 2008

Geraldine

A Goat. A complete and utter goat.

...with a black Corolla

person 1 - Is that a goat driving a black Corolla?

Person 2 - No, thats just Geraldine

by LOLololololololololollo goat June 19, 2010