fung quer

n. A fucking queer, in blotched oriental speech. Sometimes coined by southern lawmen.

Well aren't you just a fung quer.

by Ramsay May 23, 2004

FungleTussen

FungleTussen or FungleTuss is a improper name for a new form of Chlamydia, not to be confused with FungleTussy. The medical term for FungleTussen is belymphogranulum venereum or LGV. Most times it is a derogative statement to guys or girls that seems repugnant, revolting, or just plain nasty.

Dang, that gurl be lookin' like she gots the FungleTussen.

Dude, the girl you slept with last night has the Tuss, you might want to get that checked..

by SecretAsianMan:3 April 15, 2011

fungalungalitis

A fungal infection caused by a toe nail scrape on the back of your leg while sleeping with your spouse.

Damn it, Honey! I think you just gave me fungalungalitis!

by the spouse June 16, 2011

Fungloo

To smear something in peanut butter and present it to Al Gore

Man I hope I don't get fungloo'd this year

by Squiggler June 18, 2011

Funglemache

A curious lapse in brain activity causing someone to consider the spelling of a word they've spelled many times.

I wrote "milk," but it doesn't look right. Or maybe it is right. I can't remember if it's M-I-L-C-K. Should there be another vowel? I could've sworn there was a triangle in the middle. Boy talk about having a Funglemache at the worst time!

by WearyNomad November 29, 2012

fungitations

Accelerated, elevated growth/activity of common (and uncommon) fungi (fungus, mushrooms, toadstools, etc.).

The increase in oxygen caused mass fungitations to occur within the forest detritus (forest floor).

by tja444 June 26, 2016

Fungerale

2 rye + gingerale when a lowkey drink is needed on shift

"Yo Kurt get me a fungerale stat!, this table is fucking killing me" - Hogan

by Mightydominator January 5, 2018