Fucksauce

(fuk-sos) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
2. The lubrication that is produced by a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.
3. A derogatory term for an stupid person. (see synonyms moron, idiot, blockhead, dumbass, dipshit, retard, etc.)

I sprayed my fucksauce all over her face last night! It was hot!

Rachel makes some good fucksauce when she's horny!

Dude, that Steve kid is such a fucksauce.

by Barlow April 17, 2006

fuckship

Two people engaging in purly sexual activities with no intentions of being friends.

Sally and Ben shared a fuckship that was a memorable experience.

by Booty Call10450 January 30, 2007

I don't give three fucks

When the person in question, does not have the capacity to actually care about what you are saying, but does have bit of intrest. So the amount of fucks given cannot be great.

So they might give two.

Person 1: Do you wanna know about this REALLY funny thing?!

Person 2: I DON'T GIVE THREE FUCKS

Person 1: No, you give two :-)

by theflyingmonkeybannatree October 20, 2009

fucks the mayor

Outstanding in every way, enviable, most excellent

Your new Cayenne really "fucks the mayor" Be!!!

by Be Dugan September 3, 2006

fucksack

A derogotory term for someone you hate, use it, love it. Generally speaking, these people fucking suck.

Dude, that guy is the biggest fucksack I have ever met...rot in hell, FUCKSACK!

by bonedoggy March 22, 2004

Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass

A saying that you use when you, or someone else, are at or just had an all time low moment. The emotional or physical pain is compared to being fucked in the ass. Not only is life treating you unjustifiably bad, it is also going to great lengths of emotional or physical destruction.

Bob: My girlfriend just told me there was someone else. Yesterday, I asked her dad for permission to marry her.
Jim: Life Is A Bitch And Sometimes It Fucks You In The Ass.

by Dick Pound69 June 9, 2013

fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit

A word muttered when driving fast through a narrow space.

"And as dave put his car into 3rd gear around the bend turning into his driveway just missing the gateposts he exclaimed, 'fuckshitfuckshitfuckshit!' And then came to a halt."

by YaZoR May 8, 2003