Flush But Verify

Flush But Verify

These new water-saving toilets are great, but after taking a massive dump, it's always a good idea to flush but verify.

by Justin Thyme Turd July 4, 2018

Flush it

To stop talking shit

Person 1: Tells a cool story
Person 2: That's a cool story, flush it

by loop ington July 5, 2023

Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009

cunt flush

A more vulgar way to say douchebag.

You're a cunt flush!

by Tatd4Life March 18, 2010

caution flush

When you've taken such a massive dump that if you don't flush before you wipe your ass, you'll probably overflow the toilet
(similar to the courtesy flush)

Oh my god, I was so embarassed when I nearly overflowed my new boyfriends' toilet.
You should have used a caution flush

by four-eyed-dunker August 12, 2011

complementary flush

flushing toilet right after a turd hits the water as to not stink up the bathroom for the next person

hurry up I gotta take a dump, and how about a complementary flush

by somethree May 9, 2013

butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

by benofmn July 15, 2013