flog kilpatrick

The process of taking a dump before one proceeds to masturbate.

Each member of the band "hanson" have a flog kilpatrick before each of their stupid incest gigs.

by ScottyJay May 31, 2004

flognobble

This word can be used when any other word simply will not do. i.e. filler word. Lil' John has "Yeah, What, and OK" to fill his spaces, whilst the common folk have to use flognobble.

I am feeling all flognobbled today.
What is this on the bottom of my shoe? I must have stepped in some flognobble.

by Sampsonite112 May 8, 2006

FTLGDAMSBD

acronym for:
fuck that lets get drunk and make some bad decisions

usually used after someone gets dumped, cheated on, or is just looking for something deviant to do in order to get over something

girl 1: are you mad your boyfriend cheated on you with 2 other girls?
girl 2: no FTLGDAMSBD
girl 1: sounds good

guy 1: dude i got dumped
guy 2: don't be devastated man, FTLGDAMSBD

by mizamiza March 2, 2010

Flog the dolphin

To spank the monkey, beat the meat, or also known as masterbation.

Joshs wife wouldn't give him sex in the morning so when she was in the shower he decided to flog the dolphin.

by Assi9 January 5, 2017

flog

Fake blog, a website pretending to be a blog but actually the creation of public relations firms, the mainstream media, or professional political operatives.

Talon News was a "fake blog", created to attempt to grab the focus from real blogs and insert government spin into the online community.

by RandyTrevor February 25, 2005

FTLOGTOTC!

Internet acronym slang for "For The Love Of God, Think Of The Children" Originated in an internet nation simulation game, Cybernations as the name of a 'No Nukes' treaty. Has now evolved to be used in any situation.

"Jen got so wasted last night. As a single mother, you'd think she'd be more responsible than that."

"FTLOGTOTC!!!"

by Genau October 6, 2007

flog

A sex act. When one's sex partner is victim to intense humping. Usually the flogger is humping really hard and fast. Easily occurs during sex when body is lathered with oil.

flog, fuckhard, fucking, fuck hard

by anon76889 August 8, 2013