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freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.
That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.
by Rich November 29, 2004
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freddie mercury

"I'm just a musical prostitute my dear" -freddie mercury
by freddieismylove October 24, 2018
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freedom frisk

Another name for TSA's secondary screening 'enhanced' pat-down that involves palming genitalia and cuping/twisting women's breasts.
Hey Tom, did you go through the backscatter x-ray porno microwave machine at the airport?

Nope, I opted out and got a Freedom Frisk instead.

Oh man, did they at least take you out to dinner first?
by urbandict0rx November 21, 2010
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freedom friends

A relationship in which the end goal is mutual sexual satisfaction, with no expectation of monogomy or attachment. Boundaries and explicit verbal contract must be clearly communicated and adjusted as necessary to maintain perceived and actual physical and mental health.

While emotional support is appreciated, the complex and convoluted concept of love between freedom friends is avoided.

This set up is ideal for those who place a high value on perceived freedom, have healthy sexual appetites and live lifestyles which make typical love relationships too difficult.

To end freedom friendships, two weeks notice is good form.
I love being freedom friends with Sally. I can feel single and available while meeting others, go on dates, and fulfill my wild sexual desires with her when it's convenient.
by calmwhitey March 7, 2011
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Freedom Wood

Freedom Wood is a lovely predicament where you are in the process of free ballin' during this process you produce an erection. This happens because your johnson rubs freely against your pants or just loves the fresh air.
Guy 1: Dude, I have some awesome Freedom wood!
Guy 2: Mannnn, why did you tell me that?
Guy 1: Im sorry there was a slight breeze.
Guy 2: Thats about as cool as mung
by pacob December 15, 2011
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freddy krueger dick

When your dick looks like Freddy Krueger and feels as if it’s burning
Yeah, last night I was with this chick and and I woke up with Freddy Krueger dick
by SkinIsSoft January 1, 2020
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Freddie Arrowsmith

Fred Arrowsmith is a 5 foot 1 fucking midget who got with a girl who he then dumped only a few hours later. He simps for girls left right and centre but at the end of the day is a bellend. He’s a nice guy sometimes when he’s not fingering Anna in a chemistry lab
Freddie Arrowsmith: ‘Fred mate your 5 foot 1
by user_heks7384783 June 29, 2020
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