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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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Cat Fapping

The act or using an animal to masturbate usually preformed by furries out of necessity.
That fucked up furry guy was caught cat fapping now hes in jail again.
by Crimcrams September 27, 2019
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fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.
He is a total fapple.
by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006
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fappy meal

When an employee of a fast food chain ejaculates in a unknowing customer's meal
The moment Ben saw some white cream dripping out of his hamburger, he realized he had purchased a fappy meal.
by PoofterSport July 17, 2009
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Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".
I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!
by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009
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Fappy Go Lucky

To be constantly fapping, in private, public or the workplace.
Have you seen how much Mark visits the bathroom? He sure is fappy go lucky!
by LaserBean June 21, 2009
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Greek frappé

1. A shaken iced coffee drink made from instant coffee.

2. A hand-job, usually provided by strip-club private dancers if the tip is good.
- Do you serve Greek frappé?
- Honey, we serve averything if the price is right!
- Do you charge extra for milk?
by Vrastaman October 22, 2009
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