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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
by Fortrable August 19, 2024
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fortune is gay

Someone named Eric that is gay
Bro yknow Eric? He’s gay so he’s fortune is gay
by Rangers A Joey November 23, 2024
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Squeal of Fortune

When you take a spinning wheel with names on it and spin it. The person whose name it lands on gets fucked by a horse and once they are dead, 4 dudes munge them.
Last night, we had a fun time after Leigh got the squeal of fortune
by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024
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I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter

Something that defies humanity!
I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025
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Fortune

A very slimy and cunning person. They are always scheming border- line devious hatcheries, and always keep it to themselves. You might think they are dormant but they always have an agenda.
What that Fortune had planned was slimy and unnoticeable.
by Mansa Zygarde November 23, 2021
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Fortune male

Cool calm collective. He seems to be very quiet but is one of the nicest guys you will ever be know. Usually approached by women first but once he is in love he falls too deep.
by HarrisonHarryKat November 24, 2021
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