shit fork

An advanced technique of unclogging a giant turd. Typically wielded by a man of high intelligence visiting a foreign country. A confident man doesn’t hesitate at a toilet clog, instead he grabs a a fork and says bitch get this now.

He takes the fork and begins aggressively rotating, almost as if he was making a milkshake. This breaks up the turd and allows it to be flushed after the 9th attempt.

I use the shit fork when I’ve clogged the toilet.

by Julesfools December 29, 2019

The Forgotten Universe

A cancelled jojo game that was supposed to come out months ago.

Nanachi: The Forgotten Universe is cancelled I'm sorry I just can't

by JoeWithNoBrim February 12, 2021

brown fork

A drinking game in which a shot is placed in the centre of a table. The designated spinner then places a fork in their bum and spins round and round. Once the fork falls out, whomever it points at does the shot and smells the fork.

“Shall we invite David over for a game of brown fork?”

“Nah bro I don’t wanna smell his clay hole again”

by The Prince of Oxford August 31, 2021

I forgor

You forgot about something, dumbass

Mark: did you get the milk?
David: i forgor 💀

by xXMussolini_69420Xx May 20, 2022

Morton's Fork

A difficult decision between two equally shitty options.

Matt: Dude, should I bang Carrie or Marissa? Carrie can't ride dick, but Marissa can't suck dick.

John: Dunno man, sound's like Morton's Fork to me.

by BlindButAware May 6, 2014

Under-Developed Fork

An insult, coined by the Youtube channel Emkay, that originally was used to describe a fork that was not pointy, but slowly evolved into a unique insult that can be used universally.

Bob: "Bruh you Under-Developed Fork"

by LexonTheDragon December 10, 2021

Forkers

bad ass mother forkers that dont fork around when it comes to forking the homes of people that forking deserve it.

you mother forker!!!!

by ANOTHER OF THE FORKERS!!! HEHE July 3, 2003