Fookie

Its when you think you have a fart but instead, "Surprise" it turns out to be a dookie. A fookie

Please don't fookie in my bed.

by Ekid February 16, 2013

Foopie

A crotch that has an infection. Or a deformed penis. Sometimes people are called a 'foopie'

"Hey, get over here you damn foopie!"
"Damn, look at that nasty foopie!"

by Shaylaylay August 9, 2009

floozie

fluid ounce

8 floozies of deliciousness in this can of coke

by cerveza January 29, 2015

foodie

A foodie is Someone who THINKS they know something about food and the science of cooking. Or even the restaurant industry. Not knowing that cook who just sent out their Precious "Seared Ahi with Lemon Pepper Crotch Crickets en Crote" just got a BJ in the walk-in from your waitress. Who took your order with dick on her breath I might add. Also the reason she's perky tonite is not because she likes her job it's the COKE.

My! my! my! Ethel. Aren't these Dingle Berries a la Supreme Fantastic! Yes Chandler and my Tube Steak Terrine is Fab! C'est Manifique! It's great being a foodie isn't it!

by Chef Deez Nuts January 17, 2007

Fonzie Scheme

Delivering a high rate of return in a short amount of time involving sex and then moving on to the next partner.

I gave her the best I had in 5 minutes. Yeah, 5 minutes. I had to resort to my Fonzie Scheme, I have another date in an hour.

by Vaughnn72 September 30, 2011

fooze

When you gently ease out a fart, but it has enough traction to make noise. It will be short in duration, however not short enough to be a popcorn fart. The volume of this fart is quite less than a rip, but louder than an air biscuit or SBD.

While on a date I tried to sneak out a silent poot but it was all like fooze instead!

by KingOfFarts December 7, 2010

fonziest

most like Arthur Fonzarelli aka The Fonz or Fonzie from the television program 'Happy Days'; the most cool and laid back

"Hey, are you sure Jack is cool?"
"Are you kidding? He's the fonziest!"

by Sarahfoglou August 8, 2008