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flesh condom

A person's physical body. From the the perspective that they are merely shells that house our souls.
"Yo, Dalton! Check out the flesh condom on that babe!"
by K41n3n October 24, 2017
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Flesh Lasagna

Garfield's favorite type of lasagna. Likes to put his feline dick in that nice pussy. Flesh lasagna is the best kind of pussy.
Garfield - MMM YES FLESH LASAGNA
JON - No Garfield thats my wife!
by JONmrGarfield September 6, 2019
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flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.
Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.
by jimmybomm June 4, 2020
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Fleshy lenny

Fleshy lenny is the idea of the Lenny face emoticon, but with human like features like eyes, a nose, and a mouth.
"I started our conversation with a fleshy lenny, and that should have been a "marry me right now" but I guess it wasn't, so fuck you
by M.A.Z ,Th1ccJ3sus45 April 17, 2020
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Fleushy

Fleushy means passé similar to the use of cheugy, but with more emphasis dealing with scatological issues. The term was first used by cartoon character Flushy the Toilet Monster.
Hoarding toilet paper is so fleushy!
by 1interestingguy May 10, 2021
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flesh hoover

A person who very regularly gives head to a lot of different people (usually strangers).
Bill: Did you hear about what Susan did last weekend?
Ben: Yeah, she gave head to 5 different people in one night!
Bill: WOW! She's a real flesh hoover!
by TomGreenwood447 October 6, 2021
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Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.
Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.
by Augustisimus July 26, 2022
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