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Flatlentines

Whether you like it or not, it's February 14th and you're having a night in with your flatmates. Some of you love being single, some are OK with it, some hate the fact, but at the end of the day you'd be all alone if it were for your Flatlentines.
<grittedteeth>Happy Flatlentines!! </grittedteeth>
by hjmp February 14, 2023
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Flatulencer

Derogatory term for those that self describe themselves as an Influencer in either profession or hobby, used by realists who who see through the noise and stink.
She is a Flatulencer - nothing but wind and she stinks because like all influencers they are full of shit.
by Jimmy Lumoxx April 8, 2024
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Flatulence

As he described the flat earth his flatulence cleared the entire room.

Never discuss flat earth in a full lift as people might find it offensive.
by drnutt December 3, 2024
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Flavulent

Also written : Flavolent

It is a combination of "flavor" and "redolent" (meaning fragrant or scented). It conveys the idea of a scented flavor in the air.
It is to define the taste one feels from the air which is often linked with a flowery feel.
The gentle breeze filled with a touch of flavulent scenes (smell of fresh air combined with fresh nostalgic taste of ripe fruits and or flowers) brought a sparkle to her eyes.
by Trinzlar November 4, 2025
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Flatulence bias

When one takes offence to another's wind, while holding no issue venting themselves.
My roommate has a flatulence bias, it's okay when it's them, but when I do it, you'll never hear the end of it.
by Kract January 14, 2026
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neural flatulence

noun.

1. the tendency to or the condition of doing or saying completely moronic shit. Esp a temporary condition that plagues the sufferer who typically (we hope) behaves rationally and intellegently, but for whatever reason, cannot think clearly and act sanely at the present time.
2. Condition that causes one to be unable to think of a word or coherant thought that is just at the tip of his or her tongue, either leaving the sufferer hanging or making him/her say something incorrect and stupid instead.
synonym: brain fart
girl: What is wrong with me recently? I mailed the butt plug to my sister and the baby gift to the gimp and I think I even voted Republican!!!
guy: I think you're suffering from neural flatulence.
by kittymisfit September 25, 2010
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mental flatulence

mental flatulence: the time when a person cannot access information in the brain that is usually readily accessible.
I had such mental flatulence that I could not recall my own name.
by TooSick4U October 21, 2010
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