Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009

flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010

Flabberfuddled

A combination of flabbergasted and befuddled. Being completely blown away and confused at the same time.

The fact that she broke off the engagement has me completely flabberfuddled.

by j.p.g. August 18, 2012

Flabbergasted

An adjective used to describe the look someone gives you when they are confused or suprised.

Danny looked really flabbergasted after we told him that Portugal tied the game up in the last second.

by N. Tuite June 23, 2014

flabberjacker

Noun

Meaning idiocy, foolishness, clumsiness and crazyness.

"Hey, stop acting like a flabberjacker!" Mike yelled at his friend.

"Sorry, I just get like this sometimes." Ben replied.

by LaurenJJJ August 5, 2008

Flabberfucked

When a fat ugly person eye fucks you.

Ben-"dude that fat ugly bitch just checked you out"
Tad-" Shit man i just got flabberfucked"

by jabadiahh October 4, 2011

Flabbergas

when you can easily see a piece of skin hanging down from somebody else's neck.

You could easily see Mrs. Allen's flabbergas when she is yelling.

by ooglytoop7272 March 28, 2009