ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

mechanical fitter

The alphas in the maintaining world and sparkys don’t come close they are well underneath mech fitters

Hey I need something fixed don’t call the sparky they do fuck all call the mechanical fitters

by Sparkysdofuckall June 20, 2018

Fitter

The Facebook version of Twitter, also known as "status updates". Overruse can lead to Status Fiend and Status Wanker.

Person 1: I'm so sorry to hear your grandmother passed away from AIDS.

Person 2: Where did you hear that?

Person 1: I read it on your Fitter.

by Rand-m June 15, 2009

Survival of the Fittest

When you are at school and your mom hasn’t picked you up yet and you have 5 dollars in your bag for cris

Hey, this feels like Survival of the Fittest.

by Not a Gnelf, but a gnome. January 23, 2019

Double Fisted Penis Pull

The act of masturbating with two hands on the shaft.

John could have been in the Olympics he was a pro at the Double Fisted Penis Pull.

by ToddWinkelmier February 1, 2010

The Fisted Mr. Clean

When you want to bang a dirty whore and you don't want to stick your fingers inside her, you whip out the rubber gloves and she takes the fist like a trooper!

I had to use the fisted mr. clean on that bitch so her dirty ass juices wouldn't eat the hair off my arms!

by friendsclosenemiescloser July 18, 2006

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007