cotton field

a large congregation of black people

look at that cotton field by the buffet at kfc.

by D'hyrelle Joyn'zahn March 11, 2010

Filemon

Term used to describe a man who finds himself trapped by bleach blonde, tattooed, overweight, manly woman. He tries to end the relationships but they will not let him go!

Juan: Hey buddy, Did you get that divorce yet?

Frank: Hell no! She's completely Filemoned me! She won't file the divorce papers. I just want her out of my life so I can be with this classy, beautiful chick I've fallen in love with.

by harhar54 February 7, 2010

FILDI

FILDI: Acronym for "Fuck it; let's do it".

Usage is when in an interminable meeting and no decision seems in reach and people keep bringing up the same concerns and objections; someone finally says, "I declare FILDI" (or simply "FILDI") and a decision is thereby made and everyone can move on.

by Meddyfnych April 20, 2011

sexual football field

this is like the bases but more in dept
10 yards is a kiss
20 yards is making out
30 yards is feeling up
40 yards is dry fucking
50 yards is fingering
60 yards is a handjob
70 yards is eating out
80 yards is head
90 yards is titty fucking
100 yards is full blown fucking or sealing the deal
a field goal is a quiky
2 point conversion is anal
an interseption is getting cock blocked
a fumble is u fucking up
a incomplete pass is u tried but got shut down
a rush is going in order
passing is skipping around the yards

dude i was with stacey and ull never beleive how far i went on the sexual football field last night and damn we went 80 yards then then 100 then i slipped it in her ass for a 2 point conversion

by lajsdhfll September 26, 2005

X-File

A term used to describe a freakish, unexplainable event often relating to the paranormal.

I swear there were aliens in my room last night...this must really be an X File!

by 42 May 13, 2005

if there's grass on the field play ball

If an underage girl has reached puberty, she may be considered appropriate for sexual activity. The reference to "grass on the field" is a metaphor for pubic hair, meaning that any girl who has reached sexual maturity, may be an appropriate sex partner.

if there's grass on the field play ball

by Laura Owen September 20, 2008

Field Position

How close you are to scoring with a girl (used by football jocks)

Jock 1: you've been tackling Alex for weeks bro, whats your field position ?

Jock2: Im in the redzone man, next time we chill im filling the hole ferr suree

by Jock059 January 7, 2010