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FEMA Ice

Ice handed out at a FEMA Point of Distribution or POD along with FEMA Water and sometimes MRE's.
"Sweetie, on your way home, swing by the POD and pick us up some more FEMA Ice."
by TxFeatFan November 4, 2008
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Femapocalypse

Femapocaplyspe:

- is the END of the naturally functioning modern global society due to hyper-masculinization of woman and hyper-feminization of men, and the END of traditional gender roles, which is also characterized by the preferential treatment of women combined with shameless bashing of men and bashing of all things male by both men and women

Background: mainstream psychology, political correctness, psycho-babble, and the Communist Manifesto are setting the correct conditions for the Femapocalypse to to grow and proliferate around the world --- no nation is safe from the Femapocalypse
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Ex.

Jim: Did you hear about the dude in Australia that had his junk bitten by his crazy woman while HE was sleeping?

Bob: Yes.

Jim: Did you hear how HE was given 3 months in jail and a $2000.00 fine, and SHE was not charged with biting his penis and making it bleed?

Bob: Yes.

Jim: Why do you think that is?

Bob: Oh, that is easy. It is a just sign of the Femapocalypse.
by GlennyJ December 18, 2013
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I spent my entire night drinking female juice
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Beta Female

A feminine woman.

Her personality consistent mainly of traits such as nurturance, sensitivity, sweetness, supportiveness, gentleness, warmth, passivity, cooperativeness, expressiveness, modesty, humility, empathy, affection, tenderness, and being emotional, kind, helpful, devoted, and understanding.

The kind of women men marry.
Don't women know that Alpha Males are attracted to Beta Females?

"Alpha females" are just too masculine. Either I lead or you lead, we can't both be Alpha in the relationship.
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female masculinity

The performance of stereotypical/marginal male traits and behaviors, in physical appearance and/or personality, which goes against the societal norm of embodying mainstream femininity for those who identify or present as female.
The girls in my gender studies class did a great job at explaining female masculinity!
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Fëanor

Eldest son of Finwë and greatest of the Noldor. First Elf to have ever spontaneously combusted.
by Telperion December 7, 2004
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felandoed

fe-lan-doed
-verb
1. The hopeless sense that one feels when his/her expectations have been defied.*

*Also, in some instances, this can be applied to the feeling that one gets when a lecture seems to be over but isn't.
1. "Wait, class isn't over??? I just got felandoed!"
2. "She's a man? I just thought she had a deep voice! I just got felandoed!"
3. "A death so sudden, she was doing so well. It is a shame that the local pit bull was faster than she. FELANDOED!"
by Dovnd Arulai November 27, 2007
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