beautiful feet

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

stoner feet

When you are hella high, and you get freaked out, and run hella fast

Did you hear what happend to bob?
No what?
The cops were coming, and he got stoner feet and ran a mile, they never got him

by dopeshitdude95 November 14, 2010

Boobie Feet

Some people in the world have boobies growing on their feet.

Haha.. BOOBIE FEET!!

by janaway June 3, 2009

raw feet

When you have no shoes on and you're salty.

Wow, my feet are so raw. (RAW FEET!)

by lols lasagna January 8, 2017

Lizard Feet

When you’ve had a healthy load pumped on your feet and they stick to the floor.

Elizabeth why are your feet sticking to the floor? Oh that’s just a fresh baby butter giving me those good old lizard feet.

by Pussy burp October 19, 2020

fecal feet

NOUN-A term used to describe a country bumpkin who runs barefoot, even in cow pastures. They have no concern about stepping in whatever farm dung may be lying there. Often these people are missing teeth and are married to their cousins.

"Hey, look at fecal feet over there. I bet his family tree doesn't have any branches"
"Holy cow, man! Why did you bring fecal feet?? We aren't going cow tipping!!"
"I don't care if she has fecal feet, she is a well fed country girl. I bet she can cook a mean possum"

by Sam Davis, the original circus punk April 30, 2008