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Fappetite

Oh man, Joe hasn't been laid in 6 weeks. He's got a huge fappetite.
by ohjayzis February 27, 2015
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Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.
Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.
by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015
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fappetizer

viewing porn on a small screen (phone) while fapping. usually done in public restrooms, or while on a plane, train, boat, etc.
During his flight, Dan couldn't wait until he landed , so he went to the restroom and had himself a fappetizer.
by his dudliness October 15, 2015
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Fapping Hysterically

Masturbating with wildly uncontrolled emotion.
After copious amounts of cocaine and porn Cliff began Fapping Hysterically in the corner.

I was Fapping Hysterically all night listening to Adele's new single.
by HotDeuceUniversity August 16, 2016
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Fappichino

Having any type of caffine infused drink then masturbating, usually resulting in dick rash.
" Last night, I had a bad case of fappichino."
by RageFurious December 22, 2016
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fappetite

To have the urge or desite to masturbate. Originates from the words fap (to masturbate) and appetite (the desire to eat food).
After Jim saw that pornstar shit on that dude's dick on PornHub, he knew he had lost his fappetite.
by SodaPopJizz May 13, 2017
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Fappetizer

I was scrolling through pornhub the other day and their fappetizers really got me started.
by Dr.Toast June 9, 2017
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