The Family Guy 

The man who positively can do all the things that make us laugh and cry.

It seems today that all you see
Is violence in movies and sex on TV

But where are those good old-fashioned values...

On which we used to rely?!

Lucky there's the family guy!
Lucky there's a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us...

Laugh and cry!

He's our Family Guy!

The Family Guy by EpicGamerJues78 March 28, 2023

Top 10 Family Guy Moments

#10: That one time Peter got fucked

Someone: “Top 10 Family Guy moments. Number 10, that one time Peter got fucked.”

Top 10 Family Guy Moments by Peecock.jpeg December 20, 2021

Family Guyed 

when you family guyed someone you post a bunch of pictures of family guy pictures

person 1: hey lets go family guyed some furries|
person 2: frick yes i hate furries
person 1: we sure did family guyed those idots

Family Guyed by cunt man 27 April 20, 2020

Familyguytis 

When something (typically a piece of media) is entertaining for the first few minutes/seconds, but then you realize that the content of those first few minutes/seconds is all that it has to offer. Named after Family Guy, who is infamous for having jokes that are funny for the first few seconds but then the rest of the joke is just that punchline extended, variably from a few minutes afterwards to sometimes even the entire episode.

My problem with a lot of horror movies is that they got Familyguytis; they have that one interesting gimmick or concept that reels you in but then they just refuse to expand upon it after it's introduced.

Familyguytis by Deejaynerate March 22, 2022

FamilyGuyin' 

When something is lasting longer than it should, and it is making you slightly uncomfortable.

when Peter Griffin and the chicken fight, it just lasts toooooooooo long, as well as when Peter hurt his knee in one episode and he kept saying owwwww, that went on tooooooo long as well.

This shift is fuckin familyguyin' man.

FamilyGuyin' by Yoko Ohno Tha Bono March 21, 2010

FamilyGuy 

advantageously, attractively, creditably, extremely, gloriously, greatly, honorably, illustriously, magnanimously, most deeply, most fortunately, most fully, most highly, sincerely.-awesome; That's all that has to be said about FamilyGuy

"Oh My GOD!" *pause* "You can talk!" *very long pause*

FamilyGuy by Jeremy April 13, 2005

familyguy 

a kid who looks like a nice, family oriented guy

a kid named John, can be known as a familyguy

familyguy by xxblueeyes918xx October 1, 2008