fasser

a towny, some one who takes pleasure on terrorising and making life hell for anyone who is not part of their gangs. they all deserve cancer, or some other long term illness that will eventually kill them

oh god it's the fassers

by david October 29, 2003

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Failsate

From fail and sate - to satisfy... Satisfying a perverse inner drive to watch people and things fail spectacularly

Did you see the guy on the BMX have a massive stack? Man, that was failsate!

by Hunkamunka February 24, 2010

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fassignment

Fake assignment. Usually a task given to a subordinate to meet the superiors performance mangement goals. Performing well on such a task is considered bad form by your peers. The better you perform the more of other peoples time you have wasted.

I just got another fassignment. I'm supposed to host an inclusiveness function so that my boss can check his performance mangement box for employee engagement.

by pa.pow December 20, 2009

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Failsturbation

The act of falling asleep or passing out while masturbating.

George is the king of failsturbation...he is always passing out jerking his dong.

by kel80mak September 30, 2011

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FailSec

The definition of FailSec is a small group of Facebook failed Trolls that can't get anything right and also claims to be "Hackers" but aren't. Then the troll's plans are exposed and turned back on them, Then they report, block, and run away. Then everyone else laughs at them

Facebook User 1: Wow those Trolls aren't funny at all?

Facebook User 2: I know. Did you see them run when they knew that I had found out their plan?

Facebook User 1: Yes I saw Ha! What a total FailSec

by Pick your game up February 7, 2014

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