facemonkey

The act of having a monkey hugging your face.

You've got a facemonkey!

by Coolio ;] December 17, 2008

Faclumpt

To be royally fucked: A totally screwed situation: To take it up ones Arse.

The horney serial killer with his 12inch "ax" found me in the basement and I thought to myself I am sooo Faclumpt!

by TwistedColbie February 17, 2010

facemask

When you are done banging some chick you blow your wad on her face then wrap her face real fast with saran wrap. After you do this you punch her in the face.

I facemasked an ugly chick last night

by Knight December 13, 2004

Finland Facemask

When a group of men ejaculate into a woman's face and the woman spreads it around to resemble a face mask

-Dude, my girlfriend makes the best facemask!
-When she was down on her knees,she was begging for a facemask.
-Did you see that girl, I think she forgot to wipe some of her finland facemask off.

by Daren Wessicks June 15, 2006

facemouth bitch

Someone who talks to damn much.

That facesmouth bitch told everyone I got arrested.

by Skeetshooter May 10, 2005

Deuces Fecum

1: When a lawyer poops while reading, preferably in a suit.

2: The art of defecating and billing a client simultaneously.

Right before the deposition, Eric had to deliver a Deuces Fecum to the men's room.

by soxfan09 March 16, 2010

facemail

to meet someone,usually after a relationship that started with emails or instant messaging

Ok babe,we been gettin it on for a while online now.Hows about you and me do a little facemail?say,tomorrow lunchtime?

by stevoo0011 October 9, 2006