Escape

A Tuxedo Mix Domestic American Shorthair Cat born in the month of July 2006 and adopted to a loving family a few weeks later after being found in the engine compartment of a Ford Escape (hence the name.) Had the tendency to be a jerk but always loved everyone (JUST DONT TOUCH HIS PAWS OR BELLY.) Loved Skittles and popcorn for some reason, but always was a weirdo so that's to be expected. Later in his life he ended up getting a baby brother named Benni and showed him lots of love and care and taught him how to be a weirdo as well.

Escape passed away January of 2019 after living a very wonderful joyous life. He looks down upon his family members always with them for every moment. He knows he will see his family when the time comes and is waiting patiently with plenty of fresh food and treats as far as his eyes can see.

Hooman 1 "Escape is such a good boy!" Hooman 2 "I knowwwww he's always such a goofball as well."

by D-Street1321 November 11, 2021

The great escape

Where your partner is choking on your dick and you let a fart fly.

Dude, I was getting head last night and I decided to hold her so she can choke while I ripped a fart. See if she could make the great escape

by Gulyes Queefer THE 3 April 11, 2022

ewscape

An attempt to escape from something awful, like Paris Hilton.

Look, Paris Hilton! Let's ewscape before she gets any closer!

by AliasXNeo October 7, 2008

escapegoat

A former employee who gets blamed for everything wrong with a project because the remaining team resents him/her from escaping the mess.

Since Jim took the job in Hawaii his code has been the escapegoat for the security leak on the client's site.

Just use Ellen as an escapegoat; that bitch totally ditched us to open a B&B.

by Nixiedust March 21, 2011

Escape From Tarkov

Escape From Tarkov is a garbage unrealistic fps game that will leave you shitting bricks because of the excessive occurrence of big men loaded with a shit ton of armor and guns such as a slick, exfil, or altyn.

Van Halen: Hey want to play Escape From Tarkov?
Jimi Hendrix: Nah, I don't feel like getting my legs demolished by a ks23m!

by Ur mother's touch November 28, 2021

escapegoat

a person so clever and smart that they cannot be victimized or duped, a person who can use tricks or manoeuvres to escape a dangerous situation or predicament.

You cannot trap that guy. He is such an escapegoat.

by uttam maharjan July 21, 2010

escapetwice.com

The dark cave of infinite evil.

Escapetwice.com raped my dog, killed my sex drive, and drove my pimply teenage son to suicide!

by Joshua October 17, 2003