epitarting

a woman who pretends to have an epileptic fit to get out of a difficult situation

chelsea a teacher, is in a relationship with gareth, an accountant

Chelsea: (on phone) OMG i got caught having it away with andy last night

friend: OMG what happened, did he throw you out?

chelsea: gareth? no, i pulled the old epitarting on him, he promised to take me to paris next weekend, the fucking mug

by will6691 November 20, 2011

millennial exit

a situation in where the millennial wishes goodnight upon their chatmate, ending the conversation. unbeknownst to the millennial, this is an outdated protocol harboring extreme embarrassment and shame.

annie: Oh and thanks for that movie recommendation, I loved it!
ray: Annie I am sleepy, bye and goodnight.
annie: Ha-ha you pathetic motherfucker, did you just pull a millennial exit on me? That's not how the youngsters say goodbye! You could have just not replied. I hate you and we will never speak again.

by zoomba33 June 27, 2023

excitement

An emotion experienced in between extended periods of complete and utter disappointment.

Your excitement will be soon be crushed by the disappointment that is your life

by happy go-lucky May 4, 2006

Excitebike

The original Shiznit. It sux when you overheat though.

I got Excitebike for Christmas in 1988.

by JC March 22, 2005

overly excited

Being too excited about a minuscule idea, activity or item.

Hey! Look at this new video game I got!

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WOW OH MY GOD THAT'S AMAZING. HOLY COW. CAN I TOUCH IT?

You're being overly excited.

by Lampeh__ November 4, 2007

epitaph

a real good punk rock label

Did you know that Bad Religion owns Epitaph

by Brett Gurewitz July 7, 2003

epithet erased

show on youtube idk

yo have you seen epithet erased?
no.
ok.

by sylvieashling January 22, 2022