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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Executed#0001

Executed#0001 also known as crime is a well known discord.com user who has been on the platform since the year of 2019-2024 as of currently his discord username is @fuckcrime. Executed#0001 is recognized for his contributions to various coms such as doxbin/pretty com ani/pack com nuke/wizz com log-com and so on
discordian #1: You must be Executed#0001
crime: how did you know
discordian #1: you are an historical figure who wouldnt recognize you my glorious pharaoh
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Executed

Executed is a well feared CyberSecurity user who is involved in Doxxing, hexxing, CyberSecurity and more. Executed is a member of Skixx MeliSec Rain 223 666 Etc
Executed is a cyber criminal
by Crimewrld October 15, 2022
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executive leadership skills

If someone says you have “ executive leadership skills,” they’re saying “you’re a little cunt.”
by TheAmishDon March 1, 2022
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Russian Execution

A Russian execution is when an individual is convicted and sentenced to death, they are slapped across the face with a 15" black cock repeatedly until they are knocked unconscious, they are then given a final slap across the face which is fatal.
The child molester was given a Russian Execution for his crimes

Guy 1: Did you hear about Vladimir?

Guy 2: No, what?

Guy 1: They gave him a Russian Execution

Guy 2: Yikes
by ImJustQwerty January 28, 2014
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