Middle finger erection

1. International understanding of 'fuck you'.

2. When your stupidity gives my middle finger an erection.

3. Also known as a middle finger boner.

4. Best way to articulate anger without words.

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That's a middle finger erection

Need i say more ?

Girlfriend : How could you even look at other women when i am your girlfriend *shouts*

Guy : Stop it, you are turning me on !! i am feeling an erection !!!

Girlfriend: Huh ?? seriously ?!?!

Guy : Yeah, a middle finger erection !!!
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by zingeraddict October 1, 2011

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American Exceptionalism

A patriotism-based political belief that states that the United States of America is unique or exceptional when compared with the historical development of other countries, and is thus considered better than other countries regardless of context.

More extreme cases of this have led to white-washing of historical events, propaganda and violation of international law under the pretense that "it's not a crime when America does it."

America's greatness, America's exceptional greatness, is not based on that fact that we are the most powerful, most prosperous - and most generous - nation on earth. Rather, those things are the result of American Exceptionalism.
-- Newt Gingrich

by The Logical Fallacy September 23, 2016

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Erection

A Male penis at its proudest moment yet most vunerable time. When a male looks at a female that he is sexually attracted he is then overcome by arousal which begins to fill his penis with blood thus enlarging more roughly two times as large until it stands as alert as a soldier and as proud as the Statue Liberty. Also this is a meaning that the penis is ready for a variety of sexual inducing activities this includes sex, wanking, beating , sucking , fucking , licking , oral , anal , mastrubation

Jimmy had just hit puberty and began to feel a wide range of emotional and sexual feelings it was then he realized his duty as a man which was to fuck a woman. Upon realizing this he began to look at woman in a different way as sex tools. He started off basic wanking dry with no lube his first ejaculation was drippy and not to aggressive. Later on as he began to mastrubate up to three times a day his orgasms grew stronger and lasted longer instead of th drippy ejaculation he used to get, he started to get long strings of hot jizz splashing all over his bed.

It was all good for poor little Jimmy until that one day in school. He was walking by the school pool when he saw the girl of his dreams, Christine in her already wet swimsuit. He began to feel a strong force pushing against his school pants. As he entered 2nd period the bulge had not yet disappeared as he saw Christine walking in the class with her tight jeans and her humongous asscheeks winking at him. The stick in his boxers began to grow and grow he tried to adjust using his hands to make it face upright but had accidentally rubbed his penis. Overcomed with arousal he began violently beat his silky smooth dick as the whole class noticed Jimmy already moaning and groaning. Christine reached out and started to suck his dick thus causing him to release a hot sticky stream/waterfall of jizz into Christine’s mouth. At the end both Christine and Jimmy got expelled but this wasn’t the end of their sex story. Erection

by Murdock head May 6, 2018

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ejection seat

A sexual position in which the woman lays down on her back and man stradles her face. In this position the man reverse titty fucks the woman while the woman tosses his salad. After the man cums he then initiates a fart in the woman's face at which time she is so disgusted that she pushes him off...hence the ejection seat.

My girlfriend was in a kinky mood last night so I gave her an ejection seat to get my ass munched on and so I could cum on her tits.

by Pacos November 1, 2005

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Executioner

A piece of shit card in clash royale that is extremely overpowered and only used by niggers. A person who is not as fat as niz. A nigger who chucks a fucking cleaver that can somehow target air and ground troops at the same fucking time.

The executioner is so fucking overpowered and deserves to be taken out of the game and lynched like a nigger.

by the master troll ud May 22, 2017

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