Everyone thinks they're as funny as a comedian, even if they really aren't. Often comes after someone makes a joke that was only funny to them, timed too late, or overly snarky.
Dave: "Man, it's really hot out today."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
Jack: "Tell me something I don't know, Captain Obvious. Maybe it's because the giant ball of fire in the sky is out?"
Dave: "Alright, everyone's a comedian."
by nycdoggo May 24, 2025
This holiday falls on the 22nd of April. Everyone must be gay and send nude pics to all their same sex friends. Penis or vagina must be shown during this act.
by ImNotGayButWillSucDic April 19, 2020
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by celeryPidegon June 06, 2023
Hym "Do me a favor and put that on my tombstone, will you? 'Everyone lies... Except for Hym...' That'll be dope... Oh, and I changed my mind about the cremation this so what I'm going to need you to do is make an underground shrine out of the bones of that whore and the cripple and then place my urn so that they're, like, holding it up, right? I mean... The entire shrine doesn't need to be made of their bones. Just the altar part is fine."
by Hym Iam March 05, 2023
Frances wilkerson born 1984
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000
Reese wilkerson born
February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006
Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006
Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000
Age 16 on episode 1 aired in 2000
Reese wilkerson born
February 1987 he gets held back so they graduate together class of 2006
Malcome wilkerson born December 1988 High school graduation class of 2006
Dewey Wilkerson born 1994 is in 1st grade season 1 aired 2000
Malcome in the middle how old is everyone on the show.
by Father of 7 May 21, 2018
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