eating carpet

woman who licks pussy

If we wanna be lesbians, we have to learn how to eat carpet.

by Sean Harrington January 7, 2005

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eating pants

comfortable pants with an expanding option such as an elastic waistband; to be used when overeating to prevent unsightly opening of just the top button of one's pants.

"Joey, why are you wearing maternity pants?"
"These are my eating pants! They expand as I eat more."

by BecksCadile December 16, 2008

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eating pills

The action of an addict who consumes large amounts of pharmaceuticals, by mouth.

"I was eating at least 40 to 50 Vicodins a day before I checked myself into rapid opiate detox."

by Twelve-Step slang October 26, 2004

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burger eating invasion monkey

Citizen of the USofA. A septic.

I think maybe we should attack Iran.
You would you burger eating invasion monkey.

by paddy ram rod January 14, 2008

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ear eating out

When a someone stic ktheir toung into their partners ears and nibbles the lobe, cartalige, and tounges the inside. Sounds nasty, but it drives people freaking crazy. BOYS CAN ORGASM OFF THIS

I totally didnt know Mike liked it so much when i hate out his hear. It started moaning and shit.

Yeah, my girls loves ear eating out. She started sdhaking once. I just wished she'd clean it out a bit more.

by HannahxCore July 4, 2006

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