esmerelda

a joint made up of "roaches"

you have three roaches in the ashtray, why don't you roll up an esmerelda?

by Fritz Scott June 26, 2006

settle down esmeralda

an esmeralda is defined as a horny person; used in this way as a sarcastic comment

In "that 70s Show" Hyde tells Eric to settle down Esmeralda when he gets outraged by the fact that Steven and Jackie were making out.

by Rachel H June 27, 2008

esmereldas

Big bouncy breasts, usually on a voluptuous woman with nipples that point up and outward.

That chick is sporting some beautiful Esmereldas.

by Keith August 8, 2004

Esmee Denters

An talentless lolita whore that tries to sing R&B songs on youtube without any soul what-so-ever, who became an internet phenomenon and surpassed millions of other amateur girls who sing 10^6 times better than her by getting a deal with Justin Timberlake's record label. She only got the deal because they figured, she's another cute Bratz-doll looking teeny-bopper teen that will use inappropriate sexual innuendos to sell her records and later on provide fodder to the paparazzi by becoming another rehab-hopping groupie of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney.

Bratty teen daughter: Mommy! Mommy! I can't sing for crap, but I'm like totally hot and should get a record deal now!

Her Mother: Ok, ok, we'll get you a digital camcorder so you can upload your videos and become the next Esmee Denters.

by Carrie U September 13, 2007

Dirty Esmeralda

When a male pulls his girth out of her butt and runs it across her upper lip while she messages his gentiles.

I pulled out and gave her a Dirty Esmeralda!!!!

by Low Down Dirty Shame September 23, 2019

Esmeraldy

That one mexican girl with a weird name.

She is annoying
Loud
Fat
Show off
Thinks Shes all that
Thot in the making

Dang Esmeraldy is such a bitch

by In.highschool October 9, 2018

esmeralda

omg dont go near a bitch named esmeralda cs u'll end up wanting to jump off a cliff with her delulu ass. tell me why all esmeralda's are obsessed with a player that either starts with an A or a J , but trust all she wants is money , not feelings , always scammin tf out ppl istg , she only wants feelings unless its with A**... , she isnt thatttt bad sometimes , although shes a hoe , she can be nice SOMETIMES. shes almost always on her phone if she isnt making out with A** or sleeping , so if u want someone to text , text her. but istg shes so rude nd doesnt have feelings for other ppl , if someone was dying infront of her she wouldnt help. but shes a good ass friend (she can sometimes ghost her friends but she hasnt done that to me so emp) , like she could sometimes give good advice nd shes madd funny like sometimes she be making my day like i miss abusing my lil monkey esmeralda istg. if u ever happen to run into an esmeralda , maybe try not to talk to her cs shes maddd fucking weird once u get to know her , but if ur willing to take that risk nd wanna be friends with weird delulu ppl , then esmeraldas the person for u !! but shes soooo prettyyy i lovee her hair although she be fucking it up a lot , and her big ass lips like okayyy kylie jenner , omg nd her gyatt like damn let me stick my dick in u already im inlove (jpjp) ANYWAYS I LOVE ESMERALDA KINDA SHES WEIRD ASF BUT SHE BSF SO PERIOD

ps , shes usually hispanic so be careful

"who da weirdest person u know?"
"esmeralda"

by yaaaamommmaaa July 13, 2023