Esme'd

When a girl named Esme, follows you on Instagram, likes all your pictures, messages you and then when you reply, she ignores you and never talks to you again.

Oh my God bro, That Hot girl from the club just messaged me and liked all my Instagram posts

Which one? Esme?

Yeah bro, I'll message her

Tell me what she says bro

She's read my message but hasn't replied

Oh damn bro, you just got Esme'd

Esme'd by PHDblobhurst July 13, 2017

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Slå Esme dagen

Slå på Esme dagen är den 5:e oktober då man får slå alla som heter Esme hur mycket man vill

Jävlar grabbar idag är det slå Esme dagen

Slå Esme dagen by Nigga gay October 4, 2020

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dirty esme

A dirty esme is when 12 people have an orgy on the floor

Let's go do a dirty esme with some friends.

dirty esme by The dabbed December 26, 2019

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esmed

when a hot girl has a boyfriend but has a thing for you so she messages you and then ignores you...

Defined by George 2K17

We have all had that one esmed in our life... I had an esmed yesterday.

esmed by Bish~b July 13, 2017

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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Scrapnel

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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