Esme'd

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When a girl named Esme, follows you on Instagram, likes all your pictures, messages you and then when you reply, she ignores you and never talks to you again.

Oh my God bro, That Hot girl from the club just messaged me and liked all my Instagram posts

Which one? Esme?

Yeah bro, I'll message her

Tell me what she says bro

She's read my message but hasn't replied

Oh damn bro, you just got Esme'd

Esme'd by PHDblobhurst July 13, 2017

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Slå Esme dagen

Slå på Esme dagen är den 5:e oktober då man får slå alla som heter Esme hur mycket man vill

Jävlar grabbar idag är det slå Esme dagen

Slå Esme dagen by Nigga gay October 4, 2020

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dirty esme

A dirty esme is when 12 people have an orgy on the floor

Let's go do a dirty esme with some friends.

dirty esme by The dabbed December 26, 2019

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esmed

when a hot girl has a boyfriend but has a thing for you so she messages you and then ignores you...

Defined by George 2K17

We have all had that one esmed in our life... I had an esmed yesterday.

esmed by Bish~b July 13, 2017

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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