emotedious

Someone so wrapped up in the emo scene that they can tediously explain all the different variations of emo. Claims to know what is emo and what is not. Imposes this view on others. Someone that loves to label and loves being labeled "emo". Which begs to question once someone finds a label to sum up all your attributes and you proudly wear that label, aren't you then just a douche?

Guy1: "So my friend is all Emo now. He keeps pestering me that fans of some band are not really emo and those that wear some band's t-shirt are not emo and then started rambling about mall emos and poser emos"
Guy2: "Sounds emotedious"
Guy1: "My answer to him was who gives a flying fuck?"

by Sceadu October 28, 2006

emoticonotional

1: of or relating to emoticons
2: excessive use of emoticons

Laura: "I was like all :) and then you ;) so gave you a :* which made you get all >:) so the next thing you know I am :O your \o and you said you were going to :P my (@)now I feel all :D"

Jason: "Stop being so emoticonotional and come see me"

by Burberry Booty Bandit February 22, 2008

emoticontradiction

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.

An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP

by Atomik Spongeface October 10, 2008

emoticonversant

"emoticon conversant". One who is literate in using emoticons and smilies (the text or graphic kinds) in emails, forums, chats, etc. (Some also use the term when referring to those conversant in the use of chat acronyms such as LOL, WTF, etc.)

It's the antonym of being smilame ("smiley lame") or being an emoticontard.

POSTER 1: I can't tell if people on this board are trying to be being funny or if they're just retarded. Be emoticonversant, people!
POSTER 2: Yeah, people should use smilies more. Just 'cause it's funny in your head doesn't mean anyone else can tell you're trying to be funny. How hard is it to add ;-) to a post?

by shibb0 October 12, 2008

emotales

(e-mo-tales)
-noun

1. A strict narration using only emote icons.

Sorry, but I cannot provide an example for emotales on such a limiting canvas.

by Hellaphunt October 30, 2008

embottle

According to our philosophical Mexican friend Juan, the term "Enbottle" means To show and/or retain.

No emotion shall embottle her face.

by PhoenixPhire September 20, 2011

emoticonstipated

Adjective describing a person's state of mind when they overuse emoticons in a text message or im conversation.

"Check out this text message! Jeez, he must be really emoticonstipated!"

"I like getting texts from my girlfriend, but sometimes she's just so emoticonstipated!"

"I was so emoticonstipated last night, so I sent text messages to everyone in my phone. I feel a lot better now."

by :);):(;( October 10, 2012