by nekolover2001 May 21, 2021
Get the ejqxx mug.Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.
Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.
by bp again September 6, 2012
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noun
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. A male's embarrassing inability to expel semen during sexual intercourse, due to lack of true arousal, physiological shortcomings, or other causes.
2. The failure of a CD/DVD player or computer to eject its contents.
1. Enrique: How was the sex with Josefina last night man?
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
Quentin: Amazing. Until I couldn't cum. FUCKING ejectile dysfunction.
2. Anastasia: WHERE is my copy of 10 Things I Hate About You?
Isadora: It's in my laptop, sorry! It has ejectile dysfunction!
by Jorgitooo May 9, 2010
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Bob: “Have you been reading EJMR again?”
Bob: “Have you been reading EJMR again?”
by Lemon93 April 6, 2022
Get the EJMR mug.Arabic male name meaning (mo'jiza ) miracle / astonshment.
prounced Eh-jahz, also spelt Ijaz, Ejaaz, Ajaz.
Although of Arabic background the name is also widely used in Africa and Asia.
In some South-Asian countries the name is reserved for a baby born to special circumstances.
prounced Eh-jahz, also spelt Ijaz, Ejaaz, Ajaz.
Although of Arabic background the name is also widely used in Africa and Asia.
In some South-Asian countries the name is reserved for a baby born to special circumstances.
I went to see Ejaz at his office in Queensbury
Its a miracle (Ejaz) how he survived that accident.
Thats a miracle (mo'jiza) how the two rivers of fresh and salt water run alongside without mixing.
Its a miracle (Ejaz) how he survived that accident.
Thats a miracle (mo'jiza) how the two rivers of fresh and salt water run alongside without mixing.
by aje2010 February 5, 2010
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Well Ejike did it again, he disabled three nuclear bombs this time while doing open heart surgery on an elderly woman!!! WHAT A BOSS!!!!!!!!
by yatescushing December 27, 2011
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