double-edged butter knife

When something doesn't really work in your favor, but also sort of works against your enemy.

We had to go over to that dickhead John's house. Sean accidentally shit himself, but he was sitting on John's couch when it happened. Classic double-edged butter knife.

by Don Cager February 18, 2021

Easter Egger

A derogatory term for a man with a small dick

Joba: Man,,you’re such an easter egger
Galactic: How would you know?
Joba: Dunno, just guessing.
Jotaro: yare yare...you both are stupid

by Doppy the parappa kinnie 😰 April 4, 2021

cohen eggert

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“sheeeeeesh” “i know” “omg what are you doing step-bro?” cohen eggert means it means means means that 8 + 9= 420

by welcome to chillies April 24, 2021

URBAN EGGER

THE BEST WEBSITE KNOWN TO MANKIND

THE URBAN EGGER IS GUD

by FaZe_Nihal October 28, 2022

sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023

dirty eggert

a dirty eggert is when somebody has anal intercourse with a 6,6 foot black male and then freezes his cum and uses it as a bar of soap.

did you hear that ole did a dirty eggert with lebron?

by milkymaners April 4, 2024

Bacon and egger

Maccas bacon and egg muffin

I want a bacon and egger from Maccas for breakfast

by BuildingGuy August 30, 2018