elmo came in with that AK47

elmo came in with that AK47 is a song but also something you should always say around your kids if they ask what a AK47 is tell them its a Soviet-designed 7.62 mm (.30 cal.) gas-operated magazine-fed rifle for automatic or semiautomatic fire.

Hey little jimmy!
yeah bob?
elmo came in with that AK47 last night and killed your dad!
I thought my dad went to go get milk?!

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Pickle Me Elmo

The best way to relieve stress, and a holy weapon, stick a tickle me Elmo in a jar of pickle juice, and it's a pickled me Elmo.

"After my prostitute robbed me, I used a pickle me Elmo to relieve my stress."

by Wendi is super cool December 09, 2021

Chokle me Elmo

Someone with a choking fetish; one who is into Erotic asphyxiation.

Have you been on Tinder? It’s full of these Chokle me Elmo broads.

by Dah-di-oh October 21, 2022

Tickle me Elmo

A red toy that pedophiles love to play with

pedophile: I love playing with the tickle me Elmo

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Worship Lord Elmo

Lord of everything who owns a twitter cult and is the founder of one of the most wholesome religions the world has ever seen.

Person 1: Have you interacted with Lord Elmo today, fellow Elmoist?
Person 2: Of course, I would do anything to worship Lord Elmo.
Person 1: Good.

by LoyalElmoist October 23, 2020

steal-me-elmo

just like the tickle-me-elmo toy(which you just can't resist to tickle) is something in which people just can't resist to steal!

the steal-me-elmo white ear buds of the i-Pod make you a target of every thief in the neighbourhood!

by Paul J Parkinson May 26, 2005

elmo's sex organs

elmos sex organs r his sex organs he has a whole song about it see example

lalalala lalalala elmos sex organs lalalalalalalala elmos sex organs
elmo loves his penis. his tities too. those are elmos sex oranssssssss!

by anna February 23, 2005